Ethiopian Gangster Meles Zenawi has reshuffled his 15-member cabinet, including key ministries of Defence, Justice and Agriculture.

Gangster Zenawi, who returned on Wednesday from an Inter-Governmental Summit in Nairobi, appointed nine new ministers and presented them to Ethiopian parliament on Thursday.

He has appointed Siraj Fergesa, former TPLF Federal Affairs Minister, as the new TPLF Defence Minister. The position had remained vacant since June when former TPLF Defense Minister Kuma Demeksa became TPLF Mayor of Addis Ababa.

TPLF pig Information Minister Berhan Hailu now becomes TPLF Justice Minister. No replacement was announced for the ministry. The Public Organization Advisor to the Gangster Zenawi, Haile-Maraim Desalegn is the new TPLF Gang Whip.

Former TPLF Minister of State for Health, Dr. Shiferaw Tekle-Mariam,was appointed TPLF Federal Affairs Minister while Tefera Deribew becomes TPLF Agriculture and Rural Development Minister. He replaces Deputy PM Gangster Addisu Legesse.

Deputy TPLF Chief of the Amhara State Administration, Demeke Mekonnen, is the new Education Minister, replacing the drunk Sintayehu Woldemickael.

The TPLF Transport and Communication  Minister Junedin Sado has been moved to the Science and Technology Ministry.

Diriba Kuma is the new Transport and Communication Minister and Muferiat Kamil is the Women Affairs Minister.

Addressing the Ethiopian parliament, full of pigs, Gangster  Zenawi said poor performance was the main reason for the reshuffle.

The Gnagsters Chief, Zenawi, expressed hope that the appointees would manage to register a good result by discharging the responsibilities entrusted to them.